Homer: What the hell are you talking about? Homer: What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God, you've gotta tell me! Male NRC agent: Relax! It's just a simulator. Homer: Hm? Male NRC agent: Now, we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight. Homer Goes to College Male NRC agent: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station. Lou: What'd you say, chief? Wiggum: Do what the kid says. Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake 'im away, toys.

It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.Д«art: Take 'im away, boys. Sideshow Bob: By Lucifer's beard! Chief Wiggum: Uh, yeah. Homer: BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?! Homer: Oh, sorry! What am I thinking? Д¬hief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher's knife! Homer: Why? Oh, right! The Sideshow Bob thing! I'm sorry, boy. Homer: BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?! Homer: Let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot! Bart: Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say 'hello, Mr. FBI Agent #1: Tell you what, sir, from now on, you'll be Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Detective: I'll be your friend! Sideshow Bob: No. (Holsters a gun) Detective: C'mon, leave town! Sideshow Bob: No.

When I'm through, he won't set foot in this town again. Chief Wiggum: Uh, it doesn't work when you invite 'em. Homer: Is that so? Oh, Flanders? Won't you join me in my kitchen? Heh-heh-heh-heh. And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal. Marge: No! Д«lue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?' Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.' Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.Д¬hief Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without me knowing. Wait, I've got a good one now! Marge, say 'stay away from my son' again. FOREVER! Homer: Oh, no! Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. Cape Feare Lisa and Bart: AAAH! SIDESHOW BOB! Bart: So you're the one who wrote me those letters! Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son! Sideshow Bob: Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right! Stay away. Barney: Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. And where's Barney? Principal Skinner: Oh, he's with his new girlfriend, the Japanese conceptual artist. Everett Koop Koop Koop-a-doop Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr. Homer, Skinner, and Apu: For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C. Homer: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Where did you get that brownie? Harrison: Over there. George Harrison: Hello, Homer, I'm George Harrison. Homer: Then came to the greatest thrill of my life. Bart: No really, I can't, it's a serious problem! Bart: What're we all laughing about? Homer: Who cares?Д«arney: David Crosby? You're my hero! David Crosby: Oh, you like my music? Barney: You're a musician? Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. Homer's Barbershop Quartet Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. 19 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song.10 $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling).

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